Me: *wandering into the kitchen*
My brother: Hey, I thought you were going to the bookstore.
Me: Yeah well...I got a little distracted.
My brother: By?
Me: Watching the pilot for White Collar on Hulu.
My brother: Is that the show about that guy that's a thief or whatever? Is it any good?
Me: Eh, it's sub-par so far.
My brother: Yeah, I thought we agreed that was just another lame character study by the USA network that was never going to work out.
Me: *silence*
My brother: There's another reason you're watching it isn't there.
Me: I'M SORRY OK BUT MATHEW BOMER IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO IGNORE.
My brother: And here I thought you had high quality tv standards.
Me: I DO. But he has a chiseled jaw and perfect hair and a mouth I'd just like to--
My bother: OK OK. I get it, you're going all thirteen year old hormonal girl over him.
Me: I can't help it ok. He wears a skinny tie and does hat tricks. I HAVE OVARIES YOU KNOW.
My brother: You're a steamy romance novel and a Team Edward shirt away from being the stuff of my nightmares.
Me: Hey, he's a sexy thief with standards, ok. Don't cheapen it.

Please see below photographic evidence for any questions.

So, finally, here's the Harley/Joker mix I've been working on for literally like, half a year. I spent way too much time then I care to admit last night re-figuring out photoshop. Which was actually sort of fun? Kat, it's all your fault. I got inspired by your graphics and wanted to try out your awesome tutorial. So any awesomeness graphics-wise is dedicated to your beautiful face.


Joker/Harley Quinn: Limb From Limb

Dr. Harleen Quinzel's first assignment at Arkham Asylum is to Patient J. Figure him out and she'll get the kind of professional accolades she's been striving for her entire life. If she cures him, she'll be proving a point. That she's more then just a pretty face. That she can actually do good. But what Harleen has in ambition she lacks in love. Her job just never allowed her the time. Except with her patients. And then he comes along. With his angry red mouth that curves around every word, every vowel he breathes out like a revelation in her ear. Maybe he's different. Maybe she can bring out the good in him. Fix him, even. If he doesn't break her first.

Featuring: Tricky, Muse, Radiohead, Lamb, Portishead and others.
( hell is round the corner )

01. Am spending most of my time perusing tumblr. Which has now become my 'pretty things I like to look at' porn.
02. Just downloaded The Essential Michael Jackson and am now rocking out to Thriller and In the Closet. Yeah, I know it was awkward but that shit still has a good beat.
03. I also may have cried a little bit over the memorial service. Don't tell anyone.
04. Found this website, via someone awesome on tumblr. It involves people's embarrassing texts that can now be put on the internet for my unemployed enjoyment.

     Ex: (617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
           (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

05. Any attempt to look for jobs online now results in an intense freak out session that may or may not involve weeping and ice cream. And possibly weeping into ice cream. Thanks, Careerbuilder.com
06. Finding it's impossible to get away from Michael Jackson while watching tv. Unless you want to watch Dance Your Ass Off on the always politically correct Oxygen network. Which I don't. Mostly because I've already watched that episode.
07. I haven't checked my flist in like a year. Which I will do now before you all defriend me for being an asshole. ILU.
08. I just had Chinese food for lunch and sure enough, it's been an hour and I'm hungry. They should really do some kind of scientific study on that shit. It's mind boggling.
09. I haven't read any of my library books in favor of dumbing myself down on the internet. Resulting in me becoming illiterate and having to renew 10 library books just so they won't fine me. Because I'm unemployed and I need all the 10 cents I have currently in my wallet.
10. I feel like I should ask what everyone's favorite Michael Jackson video is since I've been talking about him so much. I feel sort of obligated to say Thriller because it's truly awesome but I also can't help but love You Rock My World. Even though it was at probably his peak scary plastic surgery face, I just fucking love that video.

And god help anyone that says You Are Not Alone is their favorite because I just don't think we can be friends after that injustice.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. THERE'S APPARENTLY AN ENTIRE PSYCHOLOGY BOOK DEVOTED TO BATMAN AND THE PHILOSOPHY OF BRUCE WAYNE AS A CHARACTER. LOL IT'S ALSO CALLED BATMAN AND PHILOSOPHY: THE DARK KNIGHT OF THE SOUL. FOR REAL. PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME SUMMARY OF CONTENTS:

-Why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker and end everyone's misery?
-Can we hold the Joker morally responsible for his actions?
-Is Batman better than Superman?
-If everyone followed Batman's example, would Gotham be a better place?
-What is the Tao of the Bat?

Hold on a second, are these actually like legitimate questions? I mean, if you're going to nerd debate this shit, you should at least have the decency to ask a nerd about it.

1. BECAUSE THE JOKER IS TOO AWESOME THAT'S WHY. And also Batman can't kill people. DUH. It's going too far in his Emo Code.
2. WELL I DON'T WANT THAT JOB BUT FEEL FREE.
3. IS THAT EVEN A FOR REAL QUESTION? GTFO.
4. I think if everyone went around as a masked crusader vigilante Gotham would...probably be about the same as it is now only with weirder outfits.
5. LOL WHAT. I GUESS IF SCIENTOLOGY CAN BE CONSIDERED A RELIGION, SO CAN BATMAN.

Dude. If I could have taken a class on this shit I would have been so ACE. I'd like a PHD in Jokerology please. Then I can go on to use my degree in productive ways like living in a cave with Allen Moore and making him write me new comics. When he isn't trying to kill me and live off me for sustenance. He looks like the type.

I also found this as recommended for me by my recent Library selections:



THERE CAN NOT BE A COOLER WAY TO LEARN HOW TO READ THEN THIS. TRULY.

1. I saw Star Trek and liked it.
2. I have daily arguments with my brother about it because he didn't like it.
3. How is it possible for Captain Kirk to ever be that hot?
4. Half my life is being spent making an epic Doctor Who vid and I'm starting to forget how to tell the difference between the Doctor Who universe and my own.
5. Except I don't have a hot Time Lord to show me the universe on my birthday.
6. I turn 24 on Friday.
7. My co-worker is baking me a bunch of cupcakes with sprinkles in celebration of my birth but apparently I wasn't supposed to know about it and wouldn't if my big fat Star Trek hating brother hadn't spoiled it for me.
8. My parents are whisking me off to Minneapolis and the Mall of America to shop to my hearts content and help me forget about aging another year.
9. Which is kind of like being whisked off to see the universe by a hot Time Lord except it's my parents and our family Taurus instead of a TARDIS and a bunch of coolers in the back full of Dr. Pepper and pringles.
10. I'm mostly in this for new shoes.